#SanFrancisco friends: do you have a spare $10M burning a hole in your pocket? Have you ever wished your house looked more like a Cybertruck? If so, good news!
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/63-Carmel-St-San-Francisco-CA-94117/15088528_zpid/
Friday #RealEstateShitposting
This is an old favorite; after trying for a year or so and failing to find a buyer preconstruction, the crazy bastards actually went ahead and built it anyway, in this economy. I cannot believe it.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1600-W-Hill-Rd-LOT-6-Stowe-VT-05672/442030926_zpid/?
"Imagine a masterpiece inspired by the genius of Ludwig Mies van der Rohe"
Yeah, the genius of zombie Mies kicking your ass for sullying his name.
PRICE IMPROVEMENT!!!
The ziggurat house can now be yours for a mere $2.7M. A pittance to furnish your all-seeing eye with such a splendid view. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1129-Taber-Ridge-Rd-Stowe-VT-05672/227730461_zpid/
#RealEstateShitposting Definitionally, one cannot "live on [an] uninhabited island."
So, uh, just what flag were the current owners flying that the real estate listing had to do such a terrible job photoshopping it out in the very first picture in the listing?
Follow-up on an old favorite, this gem in Stowe just had its price slashed by $4M! It's almost affordable† now.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/710-Tansy-Hill-Rd-Stowe-VT-05672/2062375231_zpid/
† no, not really, but can you put a price tag on the delight of living in a covered bridge and pretending to be a troll?
San Francisco real estate update: if you’ve ever wished your home looked more like a Cybertruck, $9 million or so can solve that.
Imagine building this shed-roof structure, and ... rather than putting big windows and a glorious high ceiling on the tall end, just running a flat ceiling all the way across with boring-ass windows. Then imagine writing "this home is a testament to modern craftsmanship, with every detail thoughtfully considered" rather than "this home is a testament to a builder's ability to cheap out on absolutely anything they can think of".
That's right folks, it's time for #RealEstateShitposting
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/140-Sky-Acres-Dr-Stowe-VT-05672/338046430_zpid/
TFW your property-valuation logic doesn't know about coastal erosion. #RealEstateShitposting
TFW #TVTooHigh but you left multiple feet of wall above it anyway. Aim higher! Do better!
@steve I thought that plot was worthless because it's not zoned for single family homes? #RealEstateShitposting
@steve I guess I totally missed the #RealEstateShitposting
I think there are legitimately a bunch of things they did in the 70s that would be very hard to get done now (and would cost ~10x what it cost in the 70s to do it in real terms) because modern materials made those skills obsolete.
My father-in-law is a builder. He is insanely gifted. We were looking at a kitchen from a 1973 house years ago and I asked him what it would cost to build it today. I will never forget his answer… 'We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.'"
I love that this kitchen has something to say. #RealEstateShitposting
#RealEstateShitposting Is this the agent throwing shade at the owner, or is something else going on here:
> this 1,126 sq ft (per graphic artist), 3-bedroom, 2-bathroom residence
Special vacation edition #RealEstateShitposting, but good. I unironically love the kitchen of this house listed for a world-gone-mad price of $825k in town here.
That oven.
Hey @steve I got some #realestateshitposting for you https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2721-Sunrise-Dr-Arlington-TX-76006/29191114_zpid/
Have you seen the doors