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This is an old favorite; after trying for a year or so and failing to find a buyer preconstruction, the crazy bastards actually went ahead and built it anyway, in this economy. I cannot believe it.

zillow.com/homedetails/1600-W-?

"Imagine a masterpiece inspired by the genius of Ludwig Mies van der Rohe"

Yeah, the genius of zombie Mies kicking your ass for sullying his name.

Zillow1600 West Hill Road Lot 6, Stowe, VT 05672 | MLS #5019917 | ZillowThis 3000 square feet Single Family home has 4 bedrooms and 4 bathrooms. It is located at 1600 West Hill Road Lot 6, Stowe, VT.

Imagine building this shed-roof structure, and ... rather than putting big windows and a glorious high ceiling on the tall end, just running a flat ceiling all the way across with boring-ass windows. Then imagine writing "this home is a testament to modern craftsmanship, with every detail thoughtfully considered" rather than "this home is a testament to a builder's ability to cheap out on absolutely anything they can think of".

That's right folks, it's time for

zillow.com/homedetails/140-Sky

My father-in-law is a builder. He is insanely gifted. We were looking at a kitchen from a 1973 house years ago and I asked him what it would cost to build it today. I will never forget his answer… 'We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.'"

I love that this kitchen has something to say.